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Usne Mera Dil toda aur kiya

Usne Mera Dil toda aur kiya Mera Apmaan,

Wa-Wah,

Usne Mera Dil toda aur kiya Mera Apmaan,

Kya iss baar Duniya ko bacha payega Shaktimaan ?

Wa wah-wa wah.!!
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Students Exams Life

Students Exams Life -

9am- Wake-up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking to score 80%
12am- FB

1pm- Lunch
2pm- Thori neend le ke parhenge dimagh set hoga..
4pm- Games
5pm- Thinking to score 60%
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Girl Mein Tumhe Nahi Jaanti

Boy : What is Ur Name?
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Girl : Kyu Bataon, Mein Tumhe Nahi Jaanti.
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Boy: Na Batao Mein Konsa Tumhen Apni New
HONDA Car Main Bitha Ke 5 Star Resturant
Le Jaane Wala Tha.
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Sadi yaari da sajjna apmaan na karin

Sadi yaari da sajjna kade apmaan na karin
Kiti dosti tere nal sanu badnam na karin
Main haan garib te meri dosti vi garib
Tu ameeran piche lagg mainu nilam na karin...
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Par card me likha hai

Shaadi Mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...
kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge?
Santa: Main to khud pareshan hoon.....
par card me likha hai,
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"Dinner 7-12 PM" :D
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Whatsapp ka last seen

Boyfriend to Girlfriend :
Kabhi kabhi mere Dil mein khayal aata hai,
Kabhi kabhi mere Dil mein khayal aata hai
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ki
Jab tu 10:30pm baje so jaati hai,
to tera #Whatsapp last seen at 3:30 am kyu dikhata hai". ?
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Monitor And PM of Country

लाख टके की बात :-
जब क्लास में कोई अच्छा और बुद्धिमान बच्चा
माॅनिटर बन जाता है तो
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Jio Ki GirlFriend

डिअर #अम्बानी जी ,
फ्री में सिम दे दिया
1500 में #मोबाइल दे रहे हो
1000-2000 लेके सब लड़कों को
एक एक ☝GF दिलाय दो...
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A Matter of Time

A School Bell
that sounds annoying at 8am,
sounds exciting at 4pm.

It’s just a matter of Time. Stay Positive.✌
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Safal Aadmi Ke Piche

#PM भी कुंवारा
#TATA भी कुंवारा!
#BATA भी कुंवारा!
#Kalam भी कुंवारा!
#Salman भी कुंवारा!
#Yogi भी कुंवारा
और तो और
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