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Radio‬ Aur ‪NewsPaper‬ Mein Kya Farak Hai

Class Mein Teacher Ne ‪#‎Pappu‬ Se Puchha.
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Teacher: ‪#‎Radio‬ Aur ‪#‎NewsPaper‬ Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola,
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Dekho Madam,
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Kaun sa Tyre Puncture Tha

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole:
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Sir Ham Shadi Mein Gaye The,
Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncture Ho Gaya,
Ham Saari Raat Dhakka Lagate Rahe,
Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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Yar tan bas yariyan pagaunde si

Honsle tan dekho 22 tuhade yaar de
Pakke papera ch vi si nakal marde
Kitiyan galtiya te na pachhtaunde si
Yar tan bas yariyan paguande si
Yar tan bas yariyan pagaunde si   :) :)

Ya ta class cho bahar rehnde si
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A man in USA kicks the dog

A man in USA sees a dog attacking a girl!
He kicks the dog, it dies!
Newspapers report
"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"

Man says i'm not American
Report changed
"Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog"
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Life is like a game of chess

Peoples affection can be as thin as paper
#Life is like a game of chess ,
changing with each move...!!!
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Results mein hame kya milta hai

Hum Exams ke liye
itna padhte hein
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itna yaad karte hein
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itna likhte hein
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itna paper waste karte hein
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itna ink waste karte hein
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Aur results mein hame kya milta hai
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Success always with Efforts

A #Paper flies in air with his #Luck
But
A #Bird flies in air with his #Efforts.

Moral:- Don't depend on Luck,
A Successful man is always successful with his efforts. :)
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How do Boys Manage Time in Exam

In Examination Hall,
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How Do Boys Manage The Time..
1. Watching The Girls Around.
2. Sighting The Lady Superviser.
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors.
4. Seeing The Brand Name Of The Pen.
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Indian Athlete lost gold medal

Santa reading a #Newspaper: #Indian Athlete lost gold medal in long jump!
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Santa says: Idiot who told him
to wear a gold medal while jumping? :D :P
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Effect of Star Plus on Girls

Boy: Jaan, Tumhara Naam apne haath pe likhu ya Dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar kyun likhey ho..
Agar sacha Pyar karte ho to apni property ke Papers pe likh do...
('_') Oye Teri,  yaar ladkiyan kitni chalak ho gyi hain
star plus dekh dekh ke'
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