You must exercise daily for good health

Doctor: You must exercise daily for good health
Pappu: I play football, cricket and tennis almost daily.
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Doctor: How long do you play?
Pappu: Until the battery in my mobile dies down! :D :PView Full

Hindi Mein Bol Mujhe ‪Angrezi‬ Nahi Aati

Pappu:- I fell in ‪#‎Love‬ with you
the minute I saw you. Will you ‪#‎Marry‬ me?
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Girl:- Hindi Mein Bol, Harami ! Mujhe ‪#‎Angrezi‬ Nahi Aati
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hi Friends kaisi lag rahi hoon

SOLID BEIZZATI
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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:
”hi Friends, kaisi lag rahi hoon..??
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Pappu: tere baap ne 15-20 hazaar ka
mob. Leke diya hai to ghar me 500rsView Full

Meri Aur Meri GirlFriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi

Pappu: Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur Meri
GirlFriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi Thi
Aur Ham Alag Ho Gaye
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Golu: Phir? Pappu: Usne Mujhe Chidhane Ke Liye
Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke
Mujhe Bhej Di :(
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Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Pappu Doodh wale Ki Dukaan Pe jaata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.
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Pappu: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala to Phatt Gya
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Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Kaun Si Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
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PAPPU YE PENT KISKI HAI

Maths Teacher to Pappu,
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If U had 1000Rs. in UR pocket
And 1000 Rs in the other pocket
Wat would U think ?
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PAPPU: YE PENT KISKI HAI.... lol :D :PView Full

Effect of bhaag milkha bhaag

Effect of "Bhaag Milkha Bhaag"
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Pappu: Mummy aaj mausam itna acha hai...
Chalo mall ghumne chale. . . .
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Mummy: Mall jaake kya karenge?
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Hame to apno ne loota

ek baar pappu apne friends ko sher suna raha tha
pappu:- hame to apno ne loota gairon main kahan dam tha
aur jahan hamari kashti doobi vahan paani kam tha
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FrNd:- tu to tha hi pagal tere bheje mai kahan dam thaView Full

Small parent meeting in the school

Pappu: Dad, Tomorrow there's a small
parent meeting in the school. You must come...
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Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL' ?
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Pappu: Only You, Me and the Principal !!! haha :DView Full

Pappu ko ek lawaris bandar mila

Pappu ko ek lawaris #bandar mila.
Wo usko police station le gya.
Inspector ne kaha, isko #Zoo le ke jayo... Next day #inspector ne pappu ko
bandar ke sath bus stop par dekha, Inspector: isko zoo nahi le kar gaye??? #Pappu: kal gaye the,View Full