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Pappu khet wich aalu beejne aa

ਪੱਪੂ ਦਾ ਪਿਓ ਪੱਪੂ ਨੂੰ ਜੇਲ ਵਿਚ ਚਿੱਠੀ ਲਿਖਦਾ ।
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Police Where do you live

Police : Where do you live ?
Johnny : With my parents

Police : Where does your parents live ?
Johnny : With me

Police : Where do you all live ?…
Johnny : Together

Police : Where is your house ?
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A teacher broke traffic signal

A teacher broke traffic signal,,
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Police officer arrest her,,
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Teacher please let me go "I am a teacher"
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Police officer "oh ho i have waited
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Boys on bike Triple riding banned

Kaminey Friends..
4 Boys on bike...
Police:  Triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.. ??
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Boys shocked
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Looks behind..
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And says:- Saalo kamino 5va kaha gir gya.. ??
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Traffic police chalan - Naam bol

Traffic police chalan book nikal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir.
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Police: Naam Bol
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...
dobara nahi hoga
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Police: Naam bol
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Kulbir Jhinjer - Classroom Song Lyrics

ਉਹ ਨਾਲ ਸਹੇਲੀਆਂ ਆਉਂਦੀ ਸੀ ਨਿੱਤ ਤੜਕੇ-ਤੜਕੇ
ਮੈਂ ਤਿੰਨ ਸਾਲ ਗਾਲੇ ਉਹਦੇ ਤੋਂ ਮੋੜਾਂ ਤੇ ਖੜ ਕੇ
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Lawrance Road te CCTV Camera Install kite

Ambarsar Lawrance Road ਤੇ
CCTV ਕੈਮਰੇ Install ਕੀਤੇ ਗਏ ।
ਸਵੇਰੇ ਸਵੇਰੇ Police Control Room 'ਚ
Phone ਆਇਆ...
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ਭਾਜੀ !! ਆਹ Uchhe pull ਵਾਲੇ
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Police wala apne Munde pappu nu

Police wala apne Munde pappu nu :-
Ajj to tera khedna band,
T.V dekhna band !!
padhda hai ni
FAIL ho ke aa janda...

Pappu :- dady ah lao 100rs. !!
GAL NU RAFFA DAFA KRO.... :P :D
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About Me koi believe hi nahi karta

About Me:
Age 2 Yrs..Nurse ko laat mari…
Age 3 Yrs..Papa ki whisky ki bottle khaali
Age 4 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum.
Age 5 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..
Age 6 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..
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One who goes opposite to the flow

Everyone goes with the flow
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but the one who goes opposite to the flow becomes someone remarkable in life..”
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Before I could explain this to the TRAFFIC POLICE..
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Saale Ne Challan kaat diya :D :P
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