Duniya me sabse bada kaun

Ek bar sharabi raste se ja raha tha to use pujari dikha
Usne pujari se pucha
Is duniya me kaun sabse bada?
Pujari: Is duniya me mandir bada
Sharabi:Mandir bada to dharti pe kyo khada?
Pujari:Dharti badiView Full

Zindagi Me Kamyab Hona Hai To

Agar Zindagi Me Kamyab Insan Ban'na Hai,
To Apne Se Aagay Wale Ka Pajama Utar Do,
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Wo Sharam Se Wahin Beth Jae Ga,
Aur Tum Aagay Nikal Jayoge... lol  :D :PView Full

Dil kisi ne HACK kar liya

Mere #Dil ki hard disk mein usne entry li..
Fir meri #RAM ki memory usne increase ki..
Fir kya tha...

uska Dil kisi ne #HACK kar liya,
or Mera Dil usne #CRACK kar diya....View Full

Kudrat Ka Karamaat Hai

Koi Ro Ke Dil Behlata Hai,
Koi Has Kar Dard Chhupata Hai,
Kya Karamaat Hai Kudrat Ka,
Zinda Insan Paani Me Doob Jaata Hai,
Aur Murda tair Ke Dikhata Hai...View Full

Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue

Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:
1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan

2 Saal Baad Uske Yahan Phir 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Is Baar Unke Naam Rakhe:
1) Dariya Khan
2) Samandar Khan
3) Sailaab Khan
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Waheguru is our examiner

#Satsang is our class,
Sangat are our classmates,
#Gurudwara is school...
We all are students,
Gurbani is syllabus,
Simran is an exam;
Sewa is practicals;
Satguru is our teacher;
#Waheguru is our examiner;View Full

Doctor ne aaram ke liye kaha

Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Mujhe
1 Mahina Aaram Ke Liye
#Switzerland Ya #Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai…
Hum Kaha Jayenge ?
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Husband: Doosre Doctor ke Paas! :D :PView Full

Neend Ki Goli De Raha Hun

Ek Din Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Paas
Check Up Ke Liye Gya.
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Doctor:- Aapko Aaram Ki Sakht Jarurat Hai...
Ye Neend Ki Goli De Raha Hun,
Ek Subah Aur Ek Sham Ko Apne
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#Whatsapp Group Members Ko Khila Dena! :DView Full

Bachhe Ki Taqdeer Dekho

Ek Baccha Roz School Se
Bhaag Kar Traffic Signal Pe
Bheekh Mangne Jata Tha.
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Esa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut #Paise Kamaaye.
Un Paiso Se Usne Ek #Mobile Liya.
Taqdeer Dekho !!!
Aaj Vo
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Yaar Anmulle Chete Aunde

oh school de din c kinne pyare ....
pta nae kinne c bunk yaara ne marre ...
nitt he class c miss karni ...
madam ne api c attendence puri karni...
canteen vich baith k oh mehfila laauniya...
oh din hun vadde yaad aunde ne ...View Full