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Ladke ne marne se pehle 2 msg kiye

Sweet Story... :))
1 ladke ne marne se 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
1 GF Ko aur 1 dost ko..
Main jaa raha hu reply fast..

1st reply GF ka aaya:"tum kahan ja rahe ho,
i m busy baad me milenge..
Ye sun kar usey bohat dard hua.. :((
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Girlfriend message her boyfriend at 7am

A GIRLFRIEND msgd her boyfriend (PAPPU) at 7am :
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If u r sleeping send me UR #Dreams,
If u r crying send me UR #Tears,
If u r laughing send me UR #Smiles"
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hum tum poori raat akele ghar mein

Boy: aaj raat mere ghar aana
koi nahi hoga. ;)
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Girl(Romantic hokar): Raat bhar akele
honge ham dono. <3
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Boy: haan poori raat.
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Girl: To poori raat hum tum
akele ghar mein kya krenge..???
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Funny Call from unknown number

A guy calls an unknown number.
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..

Guy: To pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
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Main sher da putt haan

Ik munda kudi nu kehinda
k main sher da putt haan.
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Kudi munde nu reply kardi hoi kehndi :
Aunty jungle wich gaye si
ke Sher tuhade ghar aya si.... :D
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Confession by a Girl & Amazing Reply

Wonderful #Confession by a Girl in Church &
Amazing reply she got She: I m in love with a boy
who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk..
We met on marriage website
Became friends on #Facebook
Had long chats on #WhatsApp
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Are you working woman or house-wife

A heart touching reply by a woman
Some one asked her : Are you a working woman or a house-wife ???
She replied : Yes I am a full time working house-wife.
I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a "mum",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,
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Brilliant Answers by a Student

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans - In his Last Battle.
Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?
Ans - At the Bottom of the Page.
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Dedicated to all the Beautiful Ladies

A Father asked his daughter :
Who do u Love more ME or UR Husband.? The best reply given by d daughter:
I don't know really...
but when I see you, I forget him
but when I see him,
I remember you... Really True
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Dosti Ne Pyar Nu Hara Ditta

ਮੁੰਡੇ ਨੇ ਮਰਨ ਤੋ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਦੋ #MSG ਕਿੱਤੇ :
 ਇਕ ਆਪਣੀ #GirlFriend ਨੂੰ
ਤੇ ਇੱਕ ਆਪਣੇ ਦੋਸਤ ਨੂੰ
"ਮੈ ਜਾ ਰਿਹਾ ਆਂ " Reply Fast
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