Badshah ko ladki pasand aa gyi

एक बार एक बादशाह को एक लड़की पसंद आ गयी!
उस लड़की का बाप सुनार था, बादशाह ने सुनार को दरबार में बुलाया!
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Ik aurat te usdi panj saal di dhi

ਇਕ ਔਰਤ ਤੇ ਉਸਦੀ ਪੰਜ ਸਾਲ ਦੀ ਧੀ ਬਾਗ ਵਿਚ ਟਹਿਲ ਰਹੀਆਂ ਸਨ ,
ਬੱਚੀ ਨੇ ਗੁਲਾਬ ਦੇ ਫੁੱਲ ਨੂੰ ਤੋੜਿਆ ਤੇ ਮਹਿਕ ਲੈਣ ਲੱਗ ਪਈ।View Full

Ladki 18th floor se gir gai

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir gai
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13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya
aur poocha mujh se pyar karogi
Ladki: No.
Ladke ne usay chor diya
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9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya
poocha mujhe kiss karogi
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Dosto ko chhod de Ferrari Milegi

Bhagwan ne mujhse bola ki tu apna ek pyara dost
chhod de mai tujhe Cell dunga,
2 ko chhod de to "fast track"ki ghadi dunga,
5 ko chhod de 5 lakh dunga,
aur sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "FERRARI" dunga.
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About Me koi believe hi nahi karta

About Me:
Age 2 Yrs..Nurse ko laat mari…
Age 3 Yrs..Papa ki whisky ki bottle khaali
Age 4 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum.
Age 5 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..
Age 6 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..View Full

Main tan ji bahla shareef aa

ਕੋਈ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਮੈਂ Yenky ਆਂ,
ਕੋਈ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਮੈਂ Velly__

Main ਤਾਂ ਜੀ ਬਾਹਲਾ Shareef ਆਂ,
ਜੀਹਦਾ ਨਾਂ ਕੋਈ ਦੁਸ਼ਮਣ ਤੇ ਨਾ ਕੋਈ Saheli.... :D :PView Full

‎Life‬ is meaningless without purpose

#‎Life‬ is meaningless without purpose;
Life is empty without ‪#‎Love‬;
Life is barren without Caring;
Live, Love, Laugh and share your #Happiness!View Full

Jihnu tu aakhdi Gunda oh 99% Shareef munda

jihnu tu aakhdi aa
sire da lafanga te sire da gunda
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Muhalle waleya de sahmne
aa oh 99% shareef munda ;-)View Full

Ae khuda dekh Tujhe kya diya Mujhe kya diya

=> Heart Touching must read =>
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1 Gareeb aadmi fruit waale ki dukan par gaya aur kaha :-
Upar wale ke naam pe 1 aam dedo...
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Dukandaar ne ek Gala-Sada Aam garib ko de diya.
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Bas itni hi kahaani hai meri

Bas Itni Hi Kahaani Thi Meri,
Ek Ladki Thi Jo Bagal Mein Bhaithi Thi..
Ek Kuch Doctor Jo Abhi Bhi Iss
Umeed Me The Ki Shayad Yeh
Murda Phir Jaag Pade.. Ek Dost Tha Jo Pagal Tha..
Ek Aur LadkiThi Jisne Apna Sab Kuch Haar Diya Tha Mujhpe..View Full