When I Miss you This Happens

In the morning, I missed breakfast
While going to office, I missed the bus
In the office, I missed the Deadline
While at home, I missed my Favourite TV show
This is What happens when I Miss you !!!View Full

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : U'se bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....View Full

Maulvi Sahab watching Fashion TV

मौलवी साहब #Fashion TV देख रहे थे
एक आदमी - "मौलवी साहब आप भी ..??
मौलवी - ' मियां ..... 'अल्लाह' कसम ....View Full

Beta apne baal katvaa

Maa: Beta, Tu apne baal kyun nahi katvaata? Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy ;) :D Maa: Wo to theek hai,
par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain,
aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain... :PView Full

Man never satisfied with

No man can ever be satisfied
with 4 things in LIFE:-
1. Mobile
2. Automobile
3. TV
4. Wife
Because, there is always
a better #Model in neighborhood  :PView Full

Fauji Desh Ki Dhadkan

हम फौजीओं का ना कोई त्यौहार
#शहीद होने के बाद
फिर रोवे हमारा परिवार ...
दो दिन दिखाई जाए #TV पर हमारी खबर.View Full

Sass Kuttni TV Di Awaz Karke

ਕਦੇ ਮੋਡਾ ਮਾਰਦੀ ਕਦੇ ਗੋਡਾ ਮਾਰਦੀ,
ਕਦੇ ਮੋਡਾ ਮਾਰਦੀ ਕਦੇ ਗੋਡਾ ਮਾਰਦੀ,
ਅੱਜ ਛੱਡੂਗੀ ਮੈਂ ਓਸਦੀ ਮਸਾਜ਼ ਕਰਕੇ,View Full

Teri yaad saath hai

Yaad par to hamari aitvar nhi karte,
hum zikar ae mohabbat sare bazar nhi karte,
hum to darte hain unki ruswai se
aur wo sochte hai hum unse #pyar nhi karte....View Full

Har Gall Dassni Jaruri Nahi

Har Gall Kise Nu Dassni Jaruri Nahi Hundi !
KyunKe Har Hiran Di Akh Vich Kasturi Nahi Hundi !
Nokri Je Leni Ta prsey Fir Poojne Pene
Jeb Khali Ton Muraad Kade Puri Nahi Hundi !
Pachi Lakh La Ke Har Koi Cassette Kraunda E,View Full

Ishq ki sajish

घणी ए #खतरनाक होवै हैं
ये इश्क़ की #साजिश माणस नै पल पल मारेंगी,
पर #मौत नहीं आण देवै।।
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