A Girls status on Facebook

A Girls status on FB : Today I met with my Ex.... Everything went well,
till the time he said " Baby Sleep With Me
and I'll Gift you an I-Phone 5"..... " Buhhhhhh Men are Such DOGS" "Updated via IOS I-Phone 5"View Full

Jail mein RAMAYAN play kiya

Todays Status
Pappu havaldar:
sir raat ko jail ke kaidiyo ne milkar RAMAYAN play kiya tha.

Jailer : ye to bahut achhi baat hai.

Pappu: baat to achhi hai sir lekin wo kaidi jo hanuman bana tha
wo sanjeevni lekar wapas hi nahi lauta. hahaView Full

Santa's First driving lesson to wife

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.
Banta: That's really considerate of you.
What was her 1st lesson?
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Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!View Full

Today will never come again

Today Will never come again;
Be a ‎#BLESSING
Be a ‎#FRIEND
‎#Encourage someone
Take time to care;
Let your words heal, and not wound.
Good Morning !View Full

Husband found Aladin's lamp

Husband: I found #Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: Wow, What did u ask for darling??
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Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife: oh..jaan.. Luv U so much.. Did he do that??
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Boyfriend Today I Am Tensed

Boyfriend- Today I Am Tensed,
Got Fired From Job,
Got Disowned From Home,
Mood Is Also Off.
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Girlfriend - Acha!
Leave All That,
Look Here!!
...... My New Chappals !  :DView Full

Every Morning is a rebirth of our life

Every Morning is a symbol of rebirth of our life
so forget all yesterdays bad moments
and make today beautiful.......
>>>GUD MORNING<<<View Full

A friend is who understand your past

"A friend is someone who
understand your past,
believes in your future, and
accepts you today
just the way you are :)View Full

Wife I hate that beggar

Wife : I hate that beggar
Husband : Why ?
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Wife : yesterday I gave him food
today he gave me a book How to Cook !!!View Full

Dear GOD Thank You for all

Dear GOD,
Thank you for #Today, #Yesterday and #Tomorrow
my family, my joy, my sorrow
for all that made me stronger...!!!View Full