Dear Girls,
If number of guys are proposing you,
that DOESN’T mean
you’re smart, sexy, desirable, hot or sunder.
It simply means that guys think that you’re
tooooooooo easy to get,
and everyone is trying their luck.View Full
I AM BAD in ENGLISH
BUT
I can tell you
that I LOVE YOU.
I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY BUT
I can tell you
that you LIVE in my HEART…
I am BAD in HISTORY
BUT I can REMEMBER
When i FIRST saw you.
I am BAD in CHEMISTRYView Full
About Me:
Age 2 Yrs..Nurse ko laat mari…
Age 3 Yrs..Papa ki whisky ki bottle khaali
Age 4 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum.
Age 5 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..
Age 6 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..View Full
Girl:" If you will try to kiss me
main shor macha dungi
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Boy:" Lekin yahan to door tak koi nahi hai..
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Girl:" I know par formality to karni hi padegi.. :O :-D ;-View Full
Qualities of #MBBS
(Member of back Bencher's Society)
1. U shud come late nd last in class.
2. never disturb the respected sir
3. ur eyes shud never b fully open
4. never bring pen, borow paper nd pen 4m grls.View Full
Friendship is a little more trust
A little less try
A little more laugh
And a little less cry
A little more We and a little less I.
Thanks for being my Friend.View Full
What is a #Kiss..??
.
In Maths: Kiss is the shortest distance
between two Lips.
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In Biology: Kiss is just exchange of
germs from one mouth to another.
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In Economics: Kiss is a process in whichView Full
In a World Survey ...
Europe got last Position
America got 2nd last position
and...........
INDIA got first Position ..........
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Dont get shocked ......
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pta hai je SURVEY kis cheez ka tha?
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For all #Commerce students :
Journal Entry for #Love :
GirlFriend A/c Dr..
To petrol A/c
To cash A/c
To gifts A/c
To recharge A/c
(Being #Love expenses incurred & the #Boyfriend declared insolvent)View Full
