Mera diL nI OHnA diLA VaRGa,
Jo SVerE HOr Te ShAmI HoR HuNDa aa,
Mera DiL HAi Uss RuKh VaRgA,
JiThE PeHLa Si OTHe hI RoZ HuNDA aa

Muzrim Ko Fansi Ki Saza Sunane Ke Baad Judge Ne Us Se Puchha
Judge: “Koi Aakhri Khwaish ??
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Muzrim: “Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi, Blackbery Bold,
Apple I- Phone, 100 Crore Rupaye, U.S.A Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka Honeymoon Trip, 6-7 Bacche Jo Aapko Nana-Nana
Aur Mujhe Papa-Papa Kahe, Aur Main Unki Shaadi Karwa Doon, Uske Baad Aap Jo Bhi Faisla Doge Mujhe Manjoor Hoga'
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Judge Zor Se Haste Hue Bola: “abe Meri Koi Beti Hi Nahi Hai,
Taang Do haram khor Ko Abhi Ke Abhi" :p :O :D

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir gai
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13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya
aur poocha mujh se pyar karogi
Ladki: No.
Ladke ne usay chor diya
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9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya
poocha mujhe kiss karogi
ladki: No
Usne bhi chor diya
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Ladki cheekhen marti huyi 1 or chance ki duya karne lagi .
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3th floor pe 1 or ladke ne catch kar liya Ladki foran boli:
"mein tumse pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi karungi"
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Ladke ne usay foran chor diya aur bola:
Characterless girl. Isse to tu mar jaye
Main shareef hu ye galat kaam hargiz nhi karunga....... ­... :-P

1st frnd: dekh meine naya mobile Liya..

2nd frnd: waah, chal party de.

Shaam ko wo hotel gaye
(after dinner)

2nd frnd: tumne hotel mein
khane ka intzaam kaise kiya.. ??

1st frnd: kal jo naya Mobile liya tha usko Bech ke..
Teri khushi se badhkar thode hi kuchh hai...

2nd frnd: Saale, Mujhe pata tha, tu aisa hi karega..

Maine tera becha hua mobile Us dukan se le liya tha...

Le teri gift...:))
Zindagi me dost nahi, Doston mein zindagi hai.. :D

Ek din meri GirlFriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Mein ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,

Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,

Muskura ke boli aap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai.
Mai akeli hu, Mein muskraya aur,

Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur,
Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha,

Hum ko rishta manzur hai.
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Ab mai kya batayu.. ??
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Ki Mein to bike ko lock karne gya tha... :P :O :D