Mujhe bhula kar sona to
teri aadat hi ban gayi hai..
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Kisi din ham so gaye to
tujhe neend se nafrat ho jayegi... :(

A GIRLFRIEND msgd her boyfriend (PAPPU) at 7am :
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If u r sleeping send me UR #Dreams,
If u r crying send me UR #Tears,
If u r laughing send me UR #Smiles"
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Pappu - "Potty kar rha hu bheju kya"
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No reply from girl.. xD
Darr gayi bechari.......hahaha :P

#Attitude of Girls:
When a boy sends dirty 'SMS';
She laughs for 10 minutes;
Forwards that to her friends;
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And then replies the boy.
Mind it, I don't like that kind of 'SMS'!!! :P :v

It's your luck to love someone, :)
It's your fortune to love the one who loves you.. ;)
But it's a miracle to love a person
Who can't love anyone except you.... <3

Boy1 :: Meet my Wife Tina..
Boy2 :: Oh! I know her..
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Boy1 :: oh How.. ??
Boy2 :: actually we were caught sleeping together :|
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Boy1 :: what.. ??
What the hell.. ?? :@

Boy2 :: during lecture in maths class dude...
Think Positive yaar... :D :P