Mohabbat karne wale aankhon ki baat samajh lete hain,
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Sapne mein mil jaaye to mulakaat samajh lete hain,
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Rota to aasman bhi hai apne bichde yaar ke liye,
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Par log apni khushi ki khatir usse barsat samajh lete hain....
Ek joker ne logo ko 1 joke sunaya
to sab log bahut hase,
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Usne wahi joke dobara sunaya
to kam log hase..
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Usne wahi joke fir se sunaya
to koi bhi nahi hasa
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To phir usne 1 bahut pyari baat kahi:
"Agar aap 1 khushi ko le kar baar baar
nahi khush ho sakte to phir..
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ek GHAM ko le kar baar baar rote kyun ho.. ?? :))
A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with kanjoos Girl
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Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to main gali mein
SIKKA fek dungi, tum turrant andar aa jana.
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Lekin Boy sikka fekne ke 1 ghante baad aaya.
Girl:Itni der kyo laga di.?
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Boy: Wo main sikka DHOOND rha tha.
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Girl :- pagal wo to "DHAAGA BAANDH" ke feka tha,
wapas kheench liya.. :D :P
Pappu: Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do _/\_
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Bhagwan: Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai,
tu kharcha kar payega.. ??
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Pappu: Koi upay bhagvan
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Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat.. :v :P