Smart hone ki sabse badi problem....
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Sari ladkiyo ko lagta ki iski to
pehle se hi girlfriend hogi :))
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Unko kya pata isi vajah se aaj tak
single hu main.... :( :'(

What is the maximum limit of over acting..???
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A nepali girl looking in to the mirror
and singing:" MERE MAST MAST DO NAIN"..:p :O :D

Phoolwala:  Sahab apni gf ke liye phool le lo..
Boy: Meri GF nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:  To mangetar ke liye le lo..
Boy: Meri mangetar nahi hai..
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Phoolwala: To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
Boy: Meri biwi bhi nahi hai..
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Phoolwala: Ae duniya ke khush kismat insaan ,
meri taraf se ye phool free mein le le... :D :P

Pappu samundar mein gir gya aur doobne laga
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Doobte-doobte uss ke haath me machhli aa gai
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Usne machhli ko pakad ke bahar phenk diya aur bola :"
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TU TO APNI JAAN BACHA LE :O :P :D

My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night..
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So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver..
What an Idea sir jee... :P :O :D ;) :D