Girl to Shopkeeper : Oye Mera Shampoo Ke
Sath Wala Free Gift Do.
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Shopkeeper: Jee Us Ke Sath
Koi Gift Nahi Hai.
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Girl: Bakwas Matt Karo,
Shampoo Pe Likha Hai...
"DANDRUF FREE" ;) :o :p :D

Ek Baar Santa apni maa ka ilaaj karne ke liye hospital gaya..
Dr.: 2 test honge..
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Santa rone laga to
Dr. ne poocha kya hua.??
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Santa Bola- Dr. Saab, Meri maa to anpadh hai... :o :P

Cute Story:

A middle class boy asks his high class Girlfriend:  If i go very poor,
will you Accept me..???
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Girl hugs him and says I am always with you..
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Boy: If a very rich boy Proposes you ??
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Girl kissed the boy and says..
"I am sure that would be you..

College Life:

Means... 8 frnds, 1 bike but no petrol...
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Means... Exam night, 6 dufers & no notes...
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Means... Sitting on sea view, 6 smokerz & 1 cigarette...
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Means... Principal call for insult, 6 gangster & all are saying pehle tu ja pehle tu ja...
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Means...1 girl, 6 frnds & all r saying, teri bhabhi, teri bhabhi..
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Means...
Everything stupid but sumthing
sensible Like friendship.. ♥ :) :D

ਫੇਸਬੁਕ ਤੇ ਕੁੜੀਆ ਨੂੰ ਬੇਨਤੀ ਏ ਕਿ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਵੀਰ ਕਹਿਣ ਦੀ ਕੋਈ ਲ਼ੋੜ ਨਹੀ ।
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ਭੈਣ ਉਹੀ ਰਹਿਣੀ ਜਿਹਦੀ ਰਾਸ਼ਨ ਕਾਰਡ ਤੇ ਨਾਲ ਫੋਟੋ ਲੱਗੀ ਏ :P