Aashiqui 2 me Ladki Jitni samjhdaar dikhaai hai
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Real Life me 10% bhi utni samjhdaar
or supportive ho to Duniya sudhar jaaye :D

In an aeroplane after 4-5 drinks
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British : I will sleep now
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American : I want to work on internet now
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German : I will watch movies now
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Chinese : I will listen to music now
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Indian : Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega :O :P

Santa went to Microsoft office for interview..

Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java ??

Santa:" bahot sochne ke baad,,

Mar java,,

Mit java,,

Lut java,,

Mai Sadkay Java... :o :P :D :D

Duniya ki best "MAA" to
har bete ke paas hoti hai,
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Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best "BIWI"
Padosi ke paas hi kyu hoti hai.. ?? :P :D

Kisi ne "MAA" Se Sawal Kiya Ke Agar
Aapke Qadmo Se Jannat Le Li Jaye or
Apse Kaha Jaye Ki Kuch or Manglo...
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To Aap Khuda Se Kya Mangogi... ??
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To "MAA" Ne Bahut Khubsurat
Jawab Diya Ki Mein Apni Aulaad Ka
NASEEB Apne Hath Se Likhne
Ka Haq Mangungi..
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Kyu Ki Unki Khushi K Age Mere Liye
HAR Jannat Choti Hai..
Love You Maa...