Anu Sandhu

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Dard mein hi dosti ki pehchan hoti hai

सच्ची ‪#‎दोस्ती‬ बेजान होती है
ये तो आँखों से बयाँ होती है
दोस्ती में #दर्द मिले तो क्या
दर्द में ही दोस्ती की पहचान होती है....

Roohan de mel nu pyar kehnde ne

Patte Patte nu jod ke phull banda,
te ehna phullan de mel nu haar kehnde ne,
Do dilan nu jod ke Rooh bandi,
te ehna roohan de mel nu pyar kehnde ne... <3

Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka

Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti

‪#‎Dil‬ ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti

Agar hota khuda ko ehsas dard ka

to use ‪#‎Dard‬ dene ki Aadat nahi hoti...

Teacher asks student to count from 0 to 10

In a classroom Teacher asks a student to
count from 0 to 10.
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Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher : Where is 5?
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Student : Yesterday I heard in the news
that 5 died in a car accident..... o_O :P

Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale

Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale?
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Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha,
Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Maine Jaldi mein Phone Ki Jagah
Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li :(
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Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala?
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Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi
Phone Karna Tha Na... :v :P