न मंदिर न भगवान
न पूजा न स्नान
सुबह उठते ही पहला काम
एक STATUS तुम्हारे नाम

Traffic police chalan book nikal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir.
.
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Police: Naam Bol
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...
dobara nahi hoga
.
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Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami"
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Police (book band karke): "Chal nikal beta!
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!" :D

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.
Banta: That's really considerate of you.
What was her 1st lesson?
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Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!

Learn To Live In The Present.
Because no amount of can change the past
and no amount of worry can change the future...

यादों का ये कारवां हमेशा रहेगा
दूर जाते हुए ही प्यार वही रहेगा
मत कहना मिल नहीं सके आपसे
यकीन रखना आँखों में इंतज़ार वही रहेगा!