#‎Bihar‬ school teacher’s killer English:

1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin!

2. Both of you three, stand together separately!

3.Will u hang that calendar or I’ll “HANG MYSELF!”

4.Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father!

5.Why r u luking at the monkey outside when I'm in the class…?

6.I hv 2 daughters: both r girls.

7.Stand in the middle of the corner!

8.The boy behind the last boy, please stand up... !!! :D #RIPENGLISH

If you think positively
Sound becomes ‪#‎Music‬
Movement becomes dance
‪#‎Smile‬ becomes laughter
Mind becomes meditation
And ‪#‎Life‬ becomes a celebration..

Ek ‎#Doctor patient ke piche bhag raha tha
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Logo ne Dr. se poocha...
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aap kyun bhag rahe ho patient ke piche?
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Dr. ne kaha = Ye ‎#Kamina har mahine
brain ka operation karvane aata hai,
Aur Muft main baal katva ke bhag jata hai...
Hahahaa..Lol.. :D :P

#Rastrapati: Hindu
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‎#Uprastrapati: Muslim
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‎#Pradhanmantri: Sikh
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‎#Rakshamantri:  Isaai
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Hindu Muslim Sikh Isaai..
Sabko Nachati Italian Bai... :D :v :P

अब रही ना वो बात तो क्या हुआ
रहा ना आज उसका साथ तो क्या हुआ
उस मिलन मे मन का मिलन था अधूरा
फिर से ना आई वोह रात तो क्या हुआ !!!!!