Pappu: yaar Pintu, Examination Ki Saari Preparation Ho Chuki Hai.
Pintu: bahut Acche
Pappu: Haan Yaar Pen, Pencil, Sharpner
Sab Ready hai, Bas padhai Karna Baaki hai.

Wife Meaning In Diffrent Aspects;
For Husband:
“Without Information, Fighting Everytime”
For Wife:
“With Idiot For Ever”

Wife(patni): Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe
Husband(pati): Shahjahan Jitna
Wife:Mere Marne Ke Baad Tajmahal banwaoge
Husband: Pagli Maine To Plot Le Bhi liya, Der to tu Kar rahi hai..

Some Funny Dowry Demands Before Marriage By Husband;
1975: Radio
1985: Television
1995: Scooter
2005: Car
2013: Wife Without Boyfriend !!

Jab Tum Aaine Ke Paas Jaate Ho
To Aainaa Kehta Hai Beautiful Beautiful
Jab tum Aaine Se Door Jaate ho
Aainaa Kehta Hai April Fool