chota baby= Mummy kal mai jab susu karne utha
to bathroom ka darwaja kholte hi
light apne aap on ho gyi...
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Mummy= Kamine kutte,  tu fir
Fridge mein susu kar aaya hai :D :P

School ka vo Last day....
jab sari ladkiya Saree me aati hai....
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We all have a feeling k saala ye "Pooja" bhi Itni Sunder hai
School dress mein pata hi nahi chala yaar...
Ye to Pat hi Jaati...
And jab U think k last me baat karunga...
Uska bhai usko lene aa gaya. :D :P
Childhood Memories !!!

OUR INDIAN SOCIETY :
1) Akeli ladki mile to EVE-TEASING/RAPE kar do...
par apni behan ko koi dekh bhi le to
IZZAT/MAAN/ SAMMAN ki baat karte hai log....

2) Beti ko DOWRY k liye Zinda
jala diya jaye to chup raho...
par beti/beta apni marzi se
shadi kar le aur khus rahe to
HONOUR KILLING Kar Do..
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3) Bete k liye padhi likhisundar ladki chahiye..
par ladki ko paida hone se pehle hi maar dete hai.....
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4) RESERVATION-
Pehle entrance exam mein,
phir job mein aur ab promotion me..
koi gareeb caste basis pe nahi hota...
merit ka to koi matlab hi nahi hai yaha....

 5) We call our self ultra modern, 21st century...
par koi ladki raat ko akele
nikalne se pehle 100 baar sochti hai..
**It's time to change our Thinking...
PROTECT GIRLS/ WOMEN.....
STOP CRIME... DO JUSTICE...
CHANGE THE SOCIETY BEFORE YOU DIE.!!!

A boy ask a girl in a market :- I have lost my GF,
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Can you talk to me for a minute
Girl :- Why??
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Boy :- Bcoz whenever i talk to a girl,
my GF Finds me :P :D

Santa ki Wife ka Rang Kala tha...
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Ek Din Santa ki biwi ne Red Saree
Pehan Ke Pucha: Mein Kaisi
Dikh Rahi Hu?
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Santa: Jaise Kajal Ki Factory main
aag lag gai ho. :D