Glass toote to kya awaz aati hai ??

Crush.. ?? No! .

Crish.. ?? No! .

Thish.. ?? Nahi yaar! . . . .
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MAA ki awaaz aati hai "TOD DE TOD DE, SAB TOD DE, kuch baki mat rakh janwar kahi ka..

Engineering student sitting with his Girlfriend in Restaurant

Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOu
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Girlfriend:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ??
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Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER,
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yOu Shut up

Boy : I Love You
Girl : Shut up
Boy : I Like you
Girl : Shut up
Boy : I Miss you
Girl : Shut up
Boy : you are really pretty !!
Girl : Really ??
Boy : SHUT UP

Train mein lutero ne
ek ladki ke zevar loot liye...
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Log bole- shukar karo ki
izzat nahi looti...
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Ladki chillai: Tumhari maa ki
aankh saalo !!! >_<
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Izzat bech bech ke to
zevar liye the... :o

Girl: Papa 1 Ladka baar baar ‘I Love U’ bolta hai,
kya karun?

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Father: Beta us se shadi kar le,
Zindagi mein agar dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena :D