A man went to hell and asked
the Yamraj if he can call his wife.
yamraj said "u can do that"

after man spoke to his wife..
he asked how much to pay yamraj
yamraj said.."hell to hell is free"

Choosing Career Is Like
Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls.

Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There's Still Pain Of Losing The Others :P

Dil ke zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.SuSu: isliye karke sona.