Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,"To the only boy I ever loved ! "

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?

The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush

Q: Do u knw why in a couple's photo man is on the right side & woman on the left ?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,
Liabilities are on the  Left Side
& Assets on d Right !  :P

I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.