Yakeen karen ...!!
Aap kabhi kisi ladki ka koi kaam
karne se mana kar dein to
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wo
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foran aisi shakal bana leti hai
jaise kisi Gareeb ki Tankha maari gai ho :P :D

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans - In his Last Battle.
Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?
Ans - At the Bottom of the Page.
Q.3 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans - Marriage.
Q.4 - Ganga Flows in Which State ?
Ans - Liquid State.
Q.5 - When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?
Ans - On His Birthday
Q.6 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?
Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake!
Geography Teacher :
India Me Saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai?
Awesome Reply By Student :
"Daaru Ke Glass Me.." !!!

GOD in #Heaven said to a 9 mnths baby
U R going 2 born on #Earth tomorrow.
Baby cried & asked how I will talk with people
God: I had already sent an #Angel 2 earth she will teach U

Child: how will i pray 2 U
God: the angel will teach u,
Child: how will i learn good words,
God: angel will teach u
Child: if i suffer from sorrow?
God:  Angel will b der 2 listen.
Child: how do i find dat angel?
God: Its vry simple!
Usually people call dat Angel as. .
"MOTHER" Love U Mom <3

New Weddings Style:
Pandit: Do you agree to change
your Facebook Status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Yes!
Pandit: Congratulations !! Your profile
has been updated successfully.
You are now Husband and Wife.
You May now upload your wedding pictures
and don’t forget to "Tag Me" :P :D

Kya Aap
HINDU Hai..??
MUSLIM Hai..??
CHRISTIAN Hai..??

Jawab Hai:=> Nahi.

Kya Aap
INDIAN Hai..??
PAKISTANI Hai..??
BANGLA-DESHI Hai..??

Jawab Hai:=> Nahi.

Aap INSAN Ka Bachcha INSAN Hai.
Kuch Dino Ka Mehman Hai Dunia Pe.
To, Phir Hum Kyun Apas Mai Ladte Hai..??
DUNIYA Mein SHANTI Se Jeeyo Aur Dusre Ko Bhi SHANTI Se Jeene Do.