Our friendship is like hands of clock,
Though we r in d same clock, we r nt able 2 meet.
Even if we meet, It is only 4few mins But stil our friendship runs nonstop.

Chuhi ne hathi se kaha I Love U
Hathi ne pucha tum ne mujhme kya dekha?
Chuhi ne GANESH G Ki photo nikali aur boli Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai yara main kya kroon.

Bush- Tujhe swiming aati hai?
Lalu- No
Bush- Tere se to Kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai
Lalu- Tuje aati hai?
Bush- Ya
Lalu- Fir tere or Kute me kya fark hai

Santa: hotel me khaali katori me roti dubo kar kha rha tha.
Waiter: ye kaise khaa rahe ho?
Santa: SHUT UP main Maths teacher hun.
DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui hai. :P

Dil de jakham koi dhon wala labhde haan,
sda layi saada koi hon wala labhde haan,
hassange saare hi saadi maut utte,
asin apni maut te koi ron wala labhde haan..