Why does the popcorn Jump when kept on a Hot stove?
Why?
Why?
?
?
Just sit on the stove and see,
then you will know why it Jumps! 

Santa sheeshe agge baith ke padai kar riha si, kise ne puchya sheeshe de agge kyon pad rahe ho?
.
Santa bolya - NAAL NAAL REVISION HO RAHI HAi.

Santa nehar ch dig gya,te rabb nu keha, "rabba menu bacha lai,main tere chaawal chadawanga"
rabb ne usnu baahar kadh ditta.
baahar nikal k Santa kehnda "kehde chaawal"...
rabb ne usnu fer nehar ch sutt ditta. Santa kehnda "mein ta eh puchda c,kehde chaawal. MITHE ya LOON wale... :P

Ankhon me Hayaa ho to Parda DIL ka hi Kaafi hai.....
Nahi to Naqabon se bhi Hote hai Ishaare Mohabbat Ke....!!!

I cant change the direction of the wind
but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination... Thats the right attitude