Santa library mein 3 Ghante tak
1 Book padhne ke baad bola
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SO BORING itne sare characters
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But no story.
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Librarian = Sir Ji,
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Wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

Ek din main akela udaas nadi ke
kinare baith kar usme patthar pheink raha tha...
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Tabhi ek medhak nikla aur bola:
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Aaja paani ke andar
abhi teri udasi door kar deta hu
saale... kutte, kaminey
meri item ka sar phod diya :D

Girl :"Do you like me ??
Boy :"No
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Girl got sad
Boy :"Why are you sad ??
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Girl :"Coz u don't like me
Boy :"U never asked do you love me
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Girl :"Awwww ok do you love me ???
Boy :"No.... :D :P

SINGHAM Effect

Dad: Result kya aaya?
Boy: Aai chya gavat, fail ho gaya.

Dad: Besharam! Nalayak..
Boy: Kuch bhi karne ka,
Mera ego hurt nahin karne ka!

Dad: Aaj se teri pocket moneybandh.
Boy: Meri jarooriyat kam he,
Isi liye meri zamir me dum he.

Dad: Get out.
Boy: Aata Maaji satakli re!

Dad: Mujhe ab papa mat kehna.
Boy: Ae Gotya.. Gotya.. Gotya

In bed, its 6:00 am,
if u close ur eyes for 5 minutes,
its direct 7:45
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but
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in lecture its 12:30,
u close ur eyes for 5 minutes,
its still 12:31 ..