5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar mein difference slight ho,
Thodi quiet ho, sadak pe sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bheed mein sab kahe side ho,
Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Padosi baat kare to Haath mein knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Hey prabhu teri bhakti uski life ho,
Agar Aisi Apni Wife ho
to kya Haseen Life ho...... :P

A Mind, which never Minds.
Heart, which never Hurts.
Brain, which never Drains
Touch, which never Pains
And Relation, which never Ends.

Your beliefs become your thoughts,
Your thoughts become your words,
Your words become your actions,
Your actions become your habits,
Your habits become your values,
Your values become your destiny.

In Engineering Colleges,
a 'Hi' from a guy is a 'Hi' to a girl.
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But a 'Hi' from a girl to a guy,
is guy's imagining marriage and kids
with her for the next 30 seconds. xD

Kapil Sharma is,
quite similar to the
Johnson's baby soap...
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.
He comes with the "no more tears"
guarantee.. :P :D