Kehte Hain Wo Majbur Hain Ham,
Na Chahte Hue Bhi Door Hain Ham,
Chura Li Hai Unho Ne Dhadkane Hamari,
Phir Bhi Kehte Hai Beksoor Hain Ham...

Girl: Baba mere mobile me Balance nahi rehta
kya karu
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NIRMAL Baba: "#Boyfriend hai ki nahi
Girl: nahi..
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Baba: bas isliye hi kripa ruki hai,
Boyfriend bana lo kripa shuru ho jayegi.. :P :D

When I call my parents and they don't answer
it's no big deal.
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But when they call me and I
don't answer its like World War 3 :P :D

Who is a Boy?
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Ladke wo hai,
Jo marne ke baad narak mein bhi mile to,
Waha bhi kehte hain:
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“Abe yamraj ki ladki dekhi”..?
Kya maal hai yaar” :P :D

Dulha #Romantic Andaaz mein Bola
May I Kiss U Darling ?
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Dulhan Sharmate Hue Boli
Hamne To kabhi Gairon ko bhi Manaa Nai kiya,
Aap Toh Fir bhi Apne Ho :P