Apni girlfriend ki shadi mein ja ke ehsaas hua..
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Ki...
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khana accha ho to Mohababt bhi feeki
lagti hai..
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<))->
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1 Plate aur de yaar maza aa gaya... :P ;)

3rd class ka baccha apni Teacher se kehta hai
Main aapko kaisa lagta hun... ?
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Miss :- so sweet..
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Baccha :- To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju.. ??
Miss: wo kyon.. ??
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Bacha: kyon ki wo hamari baat aage chalaye.. ;))
Miss: Ye kya bakwas hai.. :O :/
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Baccha:
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Tution padhane ke liye ..!!
miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain.  :D :P

Cute dada giri
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child prayed god "plz give me a cycle"
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But he didn't got any cycle...
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next day he stole a ganesh statue
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wrote letter to lord shiva
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"agar bacha chahiye to
cycle lekar mandir aaja.." :P :D

A heart touching poem by a Solider...

If i die in war zone,
Box me up and send me home.

Put my medals on my chest,
Tell my Mom I did my best.

Tell my Dad not to bow,
he won't get tension from me now.

Tell my Brother to study perfectly,
Keys of my bike will be his permanently

Tell my Sister not to upset,
her bro will not raise after the sunset.

And Tell my Love not to cry,
coz I'm a #Soldier Born to Die...

Ek kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi
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Light gyi to candle jala di.
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Aur bola
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Doctor lene jaa rha hu
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 Agar lage ki tum nhi bachogi
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To candle bujha dena :D