Kabhi mehandi se saja lo tum apne haathon ko
Uss sajawat ke kisi kone mein hamara naam bhi likh do
Ye naam sirf ham dono ko hi nazar aaye
Kuch iss tarah se ham dono ka tum naam likh do...

Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe Na Satyaenge
Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana
Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To Mohlat Lekar Aayenge…

Tum door sahi Majbur sahi
Par yaad tumhari aati hai
Tum saans waha par leti ho
Aur badbu yaha par aati hai

Girl after kissing her boyfriend....
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Girl - Thank u Baby.
aaj takk maine aise kiss nahi kiya
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and janu pata hai tumhara chewin gum
mere muh mein aa gaya
Awwww
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Boy - This is not chewing gum my #Love
actually i am suffering from cough :D :P

MURGA TO MURGI
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I Love U Jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hun,
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MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
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MURGA: haan
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MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de.... :D :P