Amar Aulakh

730
Total Status

Jhuha Dost Jaan maango to de denge

Jhutha tha wo #Dost..?
Jo kehta tha #Jaan bhi maango to de denge.
.
.
Aaj wo apni g.f. ko Jaan kehta hai
Aur maango to #Kamina gaaliya deta hai :P :D

How to Impress a Girl

For Boys: WAY 2 IMPRESS a GIRL

#Respect her,  #Honour her
#Love her, #Protect her, care 4 her

BUT
For Girls : HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY
Just #Smile :)
.
Sab khatm!
Ladka Barbad !!! :P

Dhoni and his wife school friends

Dhoni is 32 yrs n wife Sakshi is 24 yrs..
.
But still Dhoni says
.
We were school friends.
Crazy fellow!
10th mein 1st std ki ladki ko line marta tha... P :D

Tere Bhul Jane Se Kuch Nahi Badla

Tere Bhul Jane Se
Kuch Bhi To NaHi Badla..
.
.
Bas
Pehle Jaha #Dil Hota Tha
Vaha Abb #Dard Hota Hai .. :(

Logic behind hiding Groom's shoes

Never understood the logic behind
hiding the Groom's shoes for money
on d marriage day...
Instead

.
.
.
if u hide his bedroom keys that night,
u can earn lacs.... :D