Son: Dad, What is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person
Who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way
that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.
Do you understand me?
.
Son: No. :D

Asan vaang musafir tur jana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanjhu dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!

I am getting married next month.
its small party
and only few people will be invited.
dont bring any gift.
.
.
.
just bring someone who 'll marry me. ;) :D

Why do U think I Message u ?
Is it because I care ?
Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ?
Or I need You ?
No ! It's b'coz...
.
.
I need a person for just time pass

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are u writing so slowly?

Sardar: I m writing to my 6 year old son,
he cant read very fast. :D