IN 2018.
BIKHARI: Bhagwan ke naam pe kuch de de.
ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
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BIKHARI: Tujhe chahiye
to meri M.tech ki rakh le. :P :D

HEART TOUCHING STORY :
1 ladka 1 ladki ko bahut chahta tha,
Ladka : mai tumse shadi karna chahta hu,
Ladki : tum jitna mahine me kamate ho, utna mera 1 din ka
kharcha hai, so mujhe bhul jao
Ladka waha se chala jata hai. :(

phir 10 saal bad wo ladka aur ladki 1 mall mein milte hain
Ladki : aaj bhi tum wahi par ho n
mere pati 2 lakh Rs. Mahina kamate hain..
itne me ladki ka pati aata hai
aur ladki se kehta hai...
"Ye hamare company aur iss
mall ke malik hai n inka 1 year
ka turnover 20cr. Rs. Hai.
aur sir kisi Ladki ko bahut
chahte the isiliye aaj tak inhone shadi nhi ki...
Moral : waqt kabhi kisi ka gulam nahi hota,
aur sacchha pyar 2 baar nahi hota..

Pata ਨੀ #Columbus ਨੇ
Kiven ਲੱਭਿਆ Si #ਅਮਰੀਕਾ__
Te ਸਾਨੂੰ Sala ਲੱਭਾ Nai ਅੱਜ Takk
ਕੁੜੀ ਪੱਟਣੇ Da ਤਰੀਕਾ__ :P

A man in USA sees a dog attacking a girl!
He kicks the dog, it dies!
Newspapers report
"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"

Man says i'm not American
Report changed
"Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog"
Man says:
Actually I'm Pakistani
Breaking News:
"Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which
was playing with a girl.... :O

ਗੋਲੀ ਮਾਰ ਬਿੱਲੋ Tommy- Armani ਨੂੰ,
Jutti ਕੱਢਵੀਂ Te ਕੁੜਤੇ Paye ਹੋਏ Ne,
ਕੱਲ Da ਕਿਸੇ Nu ਕੁੱਝ Ni ਪਤਾ,
Par Ajj ਤਾਂ Yaar ਚਾਰੇ Paase ਛਾਏ Hoye ਨੇ...