Serious Conversation with
Funny Answers:
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1. Principal: Are You Chewing Gum..?
Student: No, I'm Human Being..!
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2. Wife: We Are Having Mother
For Dinner Tonight.
Husband: But Darling,
I'm Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her..??
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3. Will These Stairs Take Me
To The 2nd Floor..?
No, You'll Have To Walk As Well..!!!
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4. Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!!
Boy: Thank God, But DoesThe
New One Work..!!! :D :P

The pain of Missing Friends
is realized when
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U R standing some where nd see
a group of Friends having fun...
U smile nd say to urself
'HUM TO IS'SE BHI JYADA KAMINE THE' :P

Mere DIL nu puch ke vekh
__ Tere Naal Pyar Kinna E <3

Meriyaan Akhaan To Puchh ke Vekh
__Ehna Nu Tera Intzaar Kinna E

POGO Joke..!

#SunnyLeone class mein padha rhi thi.

A for Apple
B for Bat
C for Cat
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L for L***
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Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.
sabhi bacche ek sath bole :
koi bat nahi madam Wapas muh mein le lo :P :D

Katrina ki coffee mein ek machhar gira,
usne wo pee li.
Tabhi Machhar ke baap ne #Katrina ke
kaan ke pass aake kuch kaha
aur
Katrina behosh ho gayi...
Usne kaha tha :
Tumhare pet mein mera bachha hai.... :O :P