Teacher to Boy:
Nalayak, Class Mein Din Bhar
Ladkiyon Ke Saath Itni Baatein Kyu Karta Rehta Hai?
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Boy: Sir, Mein Bahut Garib Hu!
Mere #Mobile me #WhatsApp Nahi Hai !!! ;) :P
Log Puchte Hain Kyon Surkh Hain Tumhari Aankhein,,,
Hans Ke Keh Deti Hoon Raat Ko So Na Saki...
Lakh Chahoon Bhi Magar Ye Keh Na Sakoon,,,
Raat Ko Rone Ki Hasrat Thi Magar Ro Na Saki!
Shaadi Mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...
kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge?
Santa: Main to khud pareshan hoon.....
par card me likha hai,
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"Dinner 7-12 PM" :D