Class Room is Like A Train
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1st Two Benches R Reserved For VIP
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Next Two Benches R General Coach
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Then Last Two Benches R Very Demanded.
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Bcoz Its "SLEEPER COACH"..:P :O :D

A Boy Doing Push Ups
'One Two Three'
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Suddenly A Girl Passes
Boy - "82 83 84" x) :P :D

Ek newspaper me chhapa ki...
"50% ladkiya bewkoof hoti hain"
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Is baat par ladkiyo ne khoob halla machaya..
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Fir next day jab ye chapa ke "50%
ladkiya bewkoof nahi hoti"
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Tab jakar ladkiya shaant hui... :P :O :D

America mein light gayi to
power office mein phone karte hain!
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Japan mein gayi to fuse check karte hai..
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India mein gayi to padosi ke ghar dekhte hai
"sabki gayi hai na to phir thik hai " :D

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.
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He looked at her slowly and then said: "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K"
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"What does that mean ??" She asked..

"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot"
He replied..

She smiled happily and then asked, "What about I-J-K ??
"He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!" :P :D