Best friend isn’t who says
‘Wo teri kismat me nhi hai use bhol ja’
but best friend is 1 who says:
‘TU Parhai par dhyan de,
Ghar se utha layen gay use’:

Ek din pyar dosti se mila aur usne dosti se puchha mere hote huye tumhara kya kaam….
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Dosti muskurayi aur pyar se boli
”me un hontho par muskan lati hu, jinhe tum rota chhod jate ho.”

When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,
Do It And Say……
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Mosquito.

Boyfriend : Please keep me in your brain, not in your heart..;)
Girlfriend : How funny, why not heart..?
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your heart is housefull and brain is empty,
more empty space means more comfort ;) :P

Teacher : kisi aisi jagha ka name
batao jha bahut saare log ho
phir bhi aap akele feel karte ho..
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Student : Examination hall..