Santa to a chinese- oye tu american hai?
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chinese- no, i am chinese.
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Santa- nahi tu american hi hai.
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chinese- no, i am chinese.
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Santa- nahi tu american hai, american hai tu american hi hai.
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chinese- acha yaar, main american hi hun,
khush?
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Santa- yaar lekin tu shakal se to chinese lagta hai :-P