Double Meaning
Teacher Asked Pappu: Agar ped par 5 birds bethe ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do  to kitne bach gaye.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayenge...
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachenge,
lekin tumhari soch mujhe pasand aai..
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Pappu:"Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai..
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi Hain..
1 chaat kar, 1 kat kar aur 1 choos kar..
batao konsi shadi shuda Hai.. ??
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Teacher sharmate hue:"Jo choos rahi Hai..:p
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Pappu:"Nhi, jis ke gale me mangalsutra hai,
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Lekin apki soch mujhe pasand Aai...:p :D :O :D
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Teacher Shock - Pappu rock..