Wife Ne Ek Sign Board Dekha:
Banarsi Saree 10/-
Nylon 8/-
Cotton 5/-

Wife Khush Hoke Apne Husband Se:
Mujhe Rs. 500 Do, Me 50 Saree Kharidungi.
Husband: Birbal Ki Maa,
Istri Ki Dukan Hai Wo.... :D :P