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Don’t Marry The Most
Beautiful Person In The World,
Marry The Person
That Makes Your World The Most Beautiful..!!!
Teri yaad mein subha hoti hai shaam hoti hai.
Teri yaad mein na bhuk lagti hai na pyas hoti hai.
Teri yaad mein khud ko bhul jate tanhayi paas hoti hai.
Jab samay milta hai rab se dil ki yahi fariyaad hoti hai.
Ek bar unse mila de jinse sapno mai mulakat hoti hai <3
Me (politely) to a Girl : " Hi "
Girl (with attitude) : Do I know you?
Me (in cool voice) : Nahi re pagli
Teri itni aukaat kaha !!!
Girl - Blocked :D :P
Je tu bandi yankeen #Chandigarh di
tan asin kehda gwaar kude
je dekhni chadai mitran di
sada naa di google te search maar kude :v :P
Zindagi gamgin ho gayi hai,
Maut zindagi se haseen ho gayi hai.
Ab jee kar karein bhi to kya,
jab wo iss kadar door ho gayi hai...