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Tarot Cards Reader in trouble

Tarot Cards Reader: You wish to know
about your future husband?

Lady: No. I simply wish to know
about the past of my present husband for future use!

Operation ke baad patient

#Operation ke baad
patient bola-#Doctor Sahab!
Kya ab main ROG MUKT HU?
.
.
Samne se jawab mila-
Beta! Doctor Sahab to
#Dharti par rah gaye
Main to CHITR GUPT HU :D :P

Making friends for the complete Life

Making friends for the complete Life is not important.
But having a Friend who fills up
the incompleteness in your Life is the most Important!

Gall sun le CSE Waliye

ਗੱਲ ਸੁਣ ਲੈ ਨੀ #CSE Waliye
ਮੁੰਡੇ ਛੇੜ ਨਾ ਤੂੰ ਐਵੇਂ ਨੀ ME ਦੇ....
ਨਾ ਹੋਣੀਆ ਡਿਮਾਂਡਾ ਸਾਥੋ ਪੂਰੀਆਂ
ਮਾਰੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਹੀ ਪਏ ਆਂ ਨੀ Numericals ਦੇ
ਗੱਲ ਸੁਣ ਲੈ ਨੀ CSE waliye
ਮੁੰਡੇ ਛੇੜ ਨਾ ਤੂੰ ਐਵੇਂ ਨੀ ME ਦੇ.... ;-)

Doctor I would advise you

Doctor: I would advise you, Madam,
to take frequent baths,
plenty of fresh air and dress in cool gowns.
Husband (an hour later): What did the doctor say?
Wife: He said I ought to go to the Bahamas;
and afterwards to the mountains
and to buy some new light gowns at once!!!

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