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Mera Birthday hai kya gift doge

Ladki: kal mera #Birthday hai
tum mujhe kya gift doge.....?
Ladka: tum btao tumhe kya chahiye....?

Ladki: Ring... ^_^ ;)
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Ladka: isme kya hai lo abhi de deta hun
par uthana mat balance kam hai .... :D xD :P

You cannot be punished twice

Why doesnt the India law permit a man
to marry a second women?
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A. Because as per Law
you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! :D

Apki shadi judwa behan se ho jaye to

1 talent test me puchha gaya
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agr apki shadi judwa behan mein se
kisi ek ke sath ho jaye
to aap apni wife ko kaise pehchanoge ??
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Best Ans. - Hum Kyun Pehchaane? xD :P

Ek ladka ladki ko dekhne jata hai

Ek ladki ko ladka dekhne jata hai
ladka ladki se akele main baat karna chahta hai
to uske gharwale bhej dete hai

ladke ko bathroom aaya hota hai
to ladka kehta hai ki aap apni bathroom karne ki jagah batayo
ladki boli:- pehle aap batayo

Duniya ke spelling batao

Sir: Duniya ke spelling batao?

Student: D-U-N-I-Y-A.

Sir: Duniya main "I" hai?

Student: Haan Sir.
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Sir: Duniya mein I ho to #Love karlo,
thoda sa jeelo, thoda thoda mar lo xD xD


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