Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?
Wife: Batao na.
Husband: Batao na.
Wife: Meri naqal?
Husband: Meri naqal?
Wife: "I Love U"
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.
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Husband: Haan, khana kha liya.. :P :D

Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to
bank wale car utha kar le gaye,
.
.
Udas Santa-
.
pehle pata hota to
shadi bhi loan leke karta :P :D

In Engineering Colleges,
a 'Hi' from a guy is a 'Hi' to a girl.
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.
.
But a 'Hi' from a girl to a guy,
is guy's imagining marriage and kids
with her for the next 30 seconds. xD

Boss- Pin De
.
Employee- ABC2313
.
.
Boss- Abe Stapler PIN Mang Raha Hu
#BBM Pin Nahi.
#Android Wale Aise Behave Kar Rahe Hai,
Jaise Gaav Mein Naya "TV" Aaya Ho.....:D :P

On KBC:
A Guy got stuck on 1Crore Ques
He used PHONE-A-FRIEND #Lifeline and Call to his GF

BigB: UR Tym Starts now......
Guy reads the Ques. & Options

GF: mil gya TIME FON KRNE ka
MUJHE koi BAAT ni krni .... #huh :D