2 kids were lying on bed under a blanket...
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1st kid : I’m a boy. And you ?
2nd kid : I don’t know
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1st kid : Wait I’ll check.
He went under the blanket and said “You’r a girl”
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2nd kid : How do u know..????????
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1 kid : Coz my socks are ‎#blue
nd yours are ‎#pink.
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‎#Moral: Improve your thoughts. They are just Kids ;) :D

She Updated her ‎#Status
"in Love with ‎#RanbirKapoor "
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So I Changed my Name to Ranbir Kapoor
and ‎#Commented "Love U too Babe "
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And She ‎#Blocked Me !!! :v :P

Once a man asked ‎#GOD,
"Why all ‎#GIRLS are so ‎#SWEET
and all ‎#WIVES are horrible and bitter?"
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God answered, "Because girls are made by me
but wives are made by you" :D

A boys painful letter to Facebook...
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Dear Facebook ,
Plz stop suggesting me such beautiful girls,
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It really hurts when I can't add them.. :(
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sincerely,
blocked user :D :P

A good lecture should be
like a Girl’s mini skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject
&
short enough to create interest.