Once An Oldman was waiting for Train...
Boy:What's the Time?
Oldman: Sorry

Boy: Time ?
Oldman: No!

Boy: Why?
Oldman: If i tel u the time, u will ask me my name,
my job etc Then both of us will b frank..
May b u get seat beside me.
U may go 2 same city..
My daughter will come 2 recieve me.
She is beautiful U both may fall in love
Den she might insist to marry u &
I'm sorry I dont want a son in- law
Who doesnt even have a watch!... :D :P

A man in USA sees a dog attacking a girl!
He kicks the dog, it dies!
Newspapers report
"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"

Man says i'm not American
Report changed
"Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog"
Man says:
Actually I'm Pakistani
Breaking News:
"Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which
was playing with a girl.... :O

For all #Commerce students :
Journal Entry for #Love :

GirlFriend A/c Dr..

   To petrol A/c

   To cash A/c

   To gifts A/c

   To recharge A/c
(Being #Love expenses incurred & the #Boyfriend declared insolvent)

Friend Request Accepted....

ME :- Thank you !
She:- My Pleasure
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Me :- My Bajaj Discover
*Got Blocked* :(

What is a #Kiss..??
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In Maths: Kiss is the shortest distance
between two Lips.
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In Biology: Kiss is just exchange of
germs from one mouth to another.
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In Economics: Kiss is a process in which
Demand is higher than supply.
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In chemistry: Kiss is a process of testing the ph of the lips.
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In Physics: It is a process to charging a human body.
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In Computer: Kiss is a local area network
in Which two bodies are Connected without data cabel.