Tu hai meri Candy ;)
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Tu hai mera Crush <3
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Teri DP dekh ke O.o
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I always Blush :-*

Ladki mandir mein:
"Hey Bhagwan...
Kisi samajhdar ladke ko
mera #BoyFriend bana do..
.
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#Bhagwan:- Ghar chali ja beti..
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.
Samajhdar ladke kabhi
#GirlFriend nahi banate. :P
Boys Thoko Like (y)

Ek sachha dost wahi hota hai
jo pehla aansu pakad le
Doosra rok le
.
Agar fir bhi na ruke to
zor se Thapad mar ke kahe:-
le abb khull ke ro le :P

Girlfriend to Me:
GF: jaanu aajkal na tumhe meri yaad hi nahi aati
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my ans:
Jabse FB pe admin bana hu
raat ko khayi hui sabji yaad nhi aati
tumhari kya khak yaad aayegi :P
.
salo tumhe Entertain karne k liye din raat mehnat
karte hai hum, free ka ek like to kiya karo... (y)

Me (politely) to a Girl : " Hi "
Girl (with attitude) : Do I know you?
Me (in cool voice) : Nahi re pagli
Teri itni aukaat kaha !!!
Girl - Blocked :D :P