Girl: What's the proof that you Miss me ??
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Boy: "See my cheeks,
My mom slapped me.
Because i was smiling
While sleeping "Thinking of You"
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Girl:" Awwwwww Itna #Pyar karte ho (^___^)
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Boy:" Nahin, Shakal dekh ke hasi aa jati hai :D :P
Car мe Verna aυr pyar мe Marna
нυм aaj внι paÑ•and karÑ‚te нaι,
Lekιn Ford мe Fιgo aυr ladkι мe Ego
aaj внι нaмe paÑ•and naнι..!!! :P
FACEBOOK ki leela....
#Facebook ki leela sab par padi bhaari hai,
71 saal ki burhiya bhi yahan kunwaari hai..
Chacha ki bhi kismat badal jaati hai,
18 saal ki chaachi yahan mil jaati hai..
Ladke yahan ladkiyan ban jaate hain,
nakli id se aatank machaate hain..
Kuchh th itne paagal ho jaate hain,
Din raat "Add me" "Add me" chillaate hain ... :D :P
Ek ladki ko koi phone pe unknown no. se
call karke preshan kar rha tha.
To us larki ne nya sim card liya
aur
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Us unknown no pe call kar k kaha
maine vo sim band kr diya hai
ab tujhe jo karna hai kar le
girls kitni genius hoti hai na :D
