BF talking to his GF

GF - aajkal tum,
mere se achi achi baatein nahi karte
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Bf - abcd padh li bahut
achi baatein kar li bahut,
ab karunga tere saath
gandi baat gandi baat
gandi gandi gandi baat .... :P :D

Gor pharmaiyega..
AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hain..
Wah...wah...
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AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hain..
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Grammar to aata nahi Magar
English mein baat karti hain.

Girl To Boy:- Jannu Koi Aisi Baat Kaho,
Jis me #Dukh Bhi Ho aur #Khushi Bhi..
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Boy:" You are so beautiful Aunty ji." :P :D

Listening to "Hum mar jayenge song" of
Aashiqui2 and Wondering...
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If they love each other so much
then why the fuck they want to die ?? :/

Education related songs
SCHOOL : Apni to paatshala
masti ki pathshala
TUTION : Idhar chala mai udhar chala
MATHS : Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
SCIENCE : Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
GEOGRAPHY : Musafir hoon main yaaro
ECONOMICS : Kyu paisa paisa karti
hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai
EXAM : Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai
RESULT : Jiya dharak dharak
PASS : Aaj mai upar asman niche
FAIL : Jag suna suna lage :P